Saturday, June 9, 2018
This is the second review I've ever written. This place was appalling. You don't realize it until after you pay (no refunds for any reason, and costs more than normal theaters). We left after 30 minutes into the movie. I left a Star Wars movie for the first time in my life, and not because of the movie!
The owner/operator is a weird petty tyrant and basket case, placing large signs with rules and threats everywhere. My first day of boot camp had fewer rules. Among 100 bizarre rules, they force you to leave your engine off (in summer) and either suffocate in your car, or allow mosquitoes to feast on you (they kindly sell bug repellents at high prices). They take cards at the concession stand but not the entrance for some reason. The nasty food also made my wife sick.
The owner then goes on a loudspeaker for 40 minutes prior to the start, rambling a bunch of strange conspiracy talk and barking about his rules, patriotism, state and federal laws. Then he wants everyone get out of their cars to stand for the national anthem. THEN the movie starts, and it is of such poor quality that I literally couldn't see what was going on in the movie the entire time, like watching it underwater in a muddy lake.
My small child was crying from being eaten by mosquitoes, and they have ushers lurking everywhere dressed like prison trustees. They were kind enough to keep knocking on my windows and reciting their prison rules for my briefly turning my engine and AC on. (My car is a hybrid with a very quiet engine.) We left and will never return.
The owner is probably retired military and was forced into retirement (to the delight of his troops). He can find no other outlet for his petty tyranny, so he inflicts it on unsuspecting customers. This idiot should not interact with the public and should go work at the VA or something. This place will go under soon. He will probably blame Obama or the Deep State conspiracy for it.
Stay away, you were warned. Negative 5 stars.